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By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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You deserved it 312 952

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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You deserved it 2 241

Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

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You deserved it 150

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 268

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 754

Love is hell

By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

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You deserved it 367

Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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You deserved it 135 202

Stuck

By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 307

You deserved it 125 998

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 135

You deserved it 731

By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 237

You deserved it 2 605

What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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You deserved it 87

Ami8919 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

VioletStrange 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:48

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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F_M_L_y0 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:58

pwn3d. about time people except us nerds as the true winners.

ultravioletfoil 0

Friday 8 January 2010 17:47

'accept'

kimiko521 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:31

I love how person who claims to be a nerd says tht... Talent bro

coolcat624 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:58

im a supermodel from zimbabwe. date me.

nschaaf 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:59

agreed 15

Emma_91 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:00

Hmm...just thinking...I was a nerd in high school. This is a good omen :) But obviously he doesn't respect his GF that much if he's complaining about her.

beebeeL 1

Monday 18 May 2009 2:00

lmfao haha yu think ?

darkmis1 17

Monday 18 May 2009 2:00

3 words: you deserve it!

cinderelly 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:00

thats what you get.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:01

Do geeks succeed too? >3

CandyCanenomer 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 13:09

Well, we're the ones who give the nerds ideas. They just make those ideas happen. They get money, we get a new toy. :)

ArtsySwag 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:02

#31- Yeah, I'm assuming she's not that much of a looker, too... but he mentioned 7-11 for a reason (or so it seems that way) haha. Then again, I tend to overanalyze things :P.