Miscellaneous: Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked...

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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You deserved it 2 237

Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

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You deserved it 137

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 264

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Love is hell

By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

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You deserved it 365

Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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You deserved it 135 184

Stuck

By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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You deserved it 125 970

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 727

By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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You deserved it 86

Ami8919 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

VioletStrange 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:48

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

Comments

soscrewed12 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:12

Lesson: Don't pick on people. lol #9

eeee93757 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:15

Good, can't wait to see all you douchebags, athletes, and popular, spoiled kids get whats coming to you out of school when the real world takes over. Especially all of you people who make fun of kids for being smart, I hope someday every last one of you type of people is begging me for a job so I can say hell no and then you'll know what it's like to be the one getting shit on. And like #46 said, who the **** do/did you think you are?

b5200 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:15

What kind of dumbass chooses s brazillian over a Swede? YDI btw

chroniclurker 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:16

That's because girls find the potential to make money attractive.

Rawrrr14 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:16

YDI and shouldn't you be happy with your girlfriend? Just because she works at a 7-11 doesn't mean she's not as important as a supermodel.

michelle4srs 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:16

You should appreciate your girlfriend more. :|

nityasomaiya 46

Sunday 17 May 2015 14:56

Agreed!

darthblah 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:16

be nice to nerds, one day you'll end up working for one. YDI for being a ******* douchebag. people like you are the reason I hated life growing up. karma is a ************.

spn42 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:17

Ha ha. I'm so looking forward to my reunion. I was picked on in school mainly, as far as any logic was discernible, because I didn't suck up to the jocks and cheerleaders. Having seen a few of my classmates around town while I was last visiting my parents.. bou are they in for a shock. I've got the graduate education, the successful startup I sold to a big company, the exotic car and even more exotic beautiful girlfriend I met while traveling the world. I have to admit, I'm going to indulge in some pettiness and I can't wait to rub their faces in it. The question is whether to arrive by helicopter or my Murciélago.

yohaun12 3

Monday 18 May 2009 2:18

HAHA!! thats what u get!! u get the girl that sells slurpies for a living and he gets his pick of beautiful supermodels. wow, it sux to be u. i bet he was grinning all nite long. if i were you, i'd take his grin as a mental "**** you," and teach ur kids to be the kids that get picked on. use urself as an example!!

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:18

That's not karma, sweetie, that's him being a nerd and thus going to a good college and making lots of money. It's the same thing that I'm relying on myself and my boyfriend for: nerdiness. And you're a dick for not appreciating your girlfriend.