By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 992
You deserved it 312 919

Same thing different taste

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YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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I wouldn't really call it karma... I'd call it "justice"

it sure does. but how do you really know he married a swedish supermodel after divorcing a brazillian one? sounds like your bullying turned him into a womanizer douchebag.

HA! That's because bullies are losers. And as you can see, you're still a loser.

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I clicked YDI, not because you picked on the guy for four years, but because ten years later (or however much later your reunion was), you looked at him and decided to compare your girlfriend to his wife, thinking it was an actual measurement of your self worth. #344: First, know the difference between nerds, geeks, and dorks. Dorks are socially awkward. "Geek" is just a title for a person who has lots of specific knowledge and interest in one subject, i.e. band geek or anime geek. Geeks aren't always socially awkward (I'm a music geek; I should know). Nerds are just a little smarter than the people surrounding them. Nerds aren't always socially awkward. YOU may have picked at them, but others worshipped them (I should know, I'm a big nerd, as well). There was definitely a crowd of folks that hated my advanced knowledge, even though I wan't the smartest or the best student; I had just missed graduating in the top 25% of my class with a 3.38GPA. Then, there was a bigger crowd (including some of my plentiful FRIENDS), wishing they knew all that I knew. Today, I don't have a lot of friends because people can be stupid. I have my close friends (history geek and video game geek + computer geek) and my soon-to-be-husband, who's also a video game geek. I teach piano. He officiates sporting events. I doubt you could do either without having people skills.

You sound like a complete wanker on all accounts. You don't even deserve your current girlfriend if thats all you can say about her. This is not an FML, this is a "****-everyone-who-has-ever-been-associated-with-you's life".

Hi, this is my friend Karma... And he has a message "YDI YOU PRICK!" My deepest sincerest sympathies go to your girlfriend, not because she's working at 7-11... But because she has you as a "boyfriend", i hope soon she makes you write an FML about her leaving you for a "Nerdy" guy... ^^

#352: First of all, you just made up those definitions for "dork", "geek", and "nerd". Just because you use the words that way or think they should be used that way doesn't mean that's how most people use them. Most people use the terms pretty much interchangeably (i.e. a "band geek" and a "band nerd" are the same thing). To the rest of your post, I'm not sure what you're trying to prove. Yes, you self-identify as a "geek" and yet you still have some friends. So what? Doesn't change the fact that most "nerds" or whatever you want to call them aren't made fun of because they are smart but rather because they are socially inept. You assume that people made fun of you "for your advanced knowledge" but you don't really know that, you're just guessing because that's what you'd like to think. Like I said there may be some exceptions but for the most part that's why.