Miscellaneous: Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked...

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

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You deserved it 137

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 264

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Love is hell

By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

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You deserved it 365

Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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Stuck

By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 727

By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

VioletStrange 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:48

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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Dragonmouth 4

Monday 18 May 2009 18:05

Bullies suck. YDI.

The_Truth84 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:11

Aaaaaaaaannnnnd bullsh*t. This was clearly written by a 16-year-old high school kid who gets picked on and called a nerd at his high school

scorpioserpent 1

Monday 18 May 2009 18:20

YDI for being a bully and I hope your gf dumps you as well.

acrasiah 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:29

your a total jack ass you put this kid down all through highschool and just now you put down your gf i hope she dumps you.

Mexistache 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:43

Guys, I think everyone's making too big of a deal out of the comment he made about his girlfriend. He was using it as a contrast. And I'm sure that he really cares for his girlfriend, but if he got to choose her career, supermodel would be higher on the list than 7/11 cashier. I don't think he's saying he'd leave his girl on the curb if a supermodel looked his way though (although he probably would). YDI though for being a bully...

PFCAngelo 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:52

To all these people touting that nerds are "socially inept".... Man, I'd sure rather be "socially inept" with a few friends and a significant other, and make a lot of money, than be socially "adept" and bag groceries.

Person_Man 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:57

Haha! YDI! I hope he enjoyed watching you suffer in your pathetic life. Have fun now :)

lostguy 0

Monday 18 May 2009 19:08

you didn't need to say that about your girlfriend. if only your gf could see what you just said about her, then we'll see even more karma in the works lol ^_^ but seriously, YDI and that's messed up what you said about your gf like as if you don't actually love her or is unappreciative of her or something. whether you are unappreciative of your gf or not, you made it sound like you don't care about her.

amatthew_03 0

Monday 18 May 2009 19:16

I feel sorry for your gf for being with someone who's ashamed of her. At least she works and isn't just dependent on you. God I hate our society, why does having a job working in retail automatically make a person a loser? Someone has to do those jobs so that douche bags who think it's "below them" don't have to "lower themselves." I've got news...the economy sucks right now, people with bachelor's degrees are working at hot dog stands. It's because of the green in this nation (ew cashiers! They only make slightly above minimum wage, that's disgusting!) that we even have this problem. You take what you can get. Seriously. It's pathetic.