By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 992
You deserved it 312 919

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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heart604 0

His penis is bigger than yours too AND he knows how to use it

ohboyscott 0

hahaha you ******* douchebag

Hahaha, I get the feeling this is a fake one by a kid who's getting picked on at school. I was picked on for being a geek at school, but since school had a long term relationship with a TV program host, dated a catwalk model a few times and a singer once. My wife was fat when I first dated her but is now a hot, slender educated chick. Just rubbing it in.

you are one of the worst this is not an FML it was not karma maybe she likes a guy thats nice not a dick that picks on people you ******!!!!!

Why does your girlfriends job matter? If she's a nice person, and you love her who gives a shit if she works at 7/11. If she's not a nice person, and you don't love her, stop whining, man up and break up with her. FYL I guess, not cause the kid you bullied is banging a supermodel, but because you're a bully AND you're too shallow to find happiness. You really are gonna die sad and lonely unless you get your priorities right and get a ******* life you ****.

an_account 0

You deserved it. And your attitude hasn't changed either: you've just substituted your ex-classmate with your girlfriend. She doesn't deserve a stupid, superficial schmuck -- dating supermodels doesn't mean that much. So what if they're (generally) considered prettier. I was picked on at school too; it's often due to dumb reasons (mine was my boobs..) but if you can't get over that you're ******. And I think you are, since you obviously still care way more about things like appearances than anything else.

#42 go suck a giant penis you peice of shit!!

koalabear77386 0

Lol, this definitely made my night. It is 5:00 am, and where am I? I am at the library at my university, studying for one of the many finals I have. Why is that? Because I am a total nerd. This reminds me of alot people I know. I am always studying or doing something school/engineering-related, so I don't have much time to hang out. I would rather sit down and do calculus problems than go out on a Saturday night. I get picked on. But what they don't realize is that I will have a secure job when I graduate, despite how the economy is going, and I won't have to be living paycheck to paycheck. This just goes to show you shouldn't make fun of people just because they are different from you or don't like the same things you do. Oh and for everyone saying girls "date geeks with cash" or "would they rather be with someone who has money"...it's not always the money. OP has definitely demonstrated that. He was rude to the guy and constantly made fun of him. Alot of girls out there don't like guys who bully on someone less fortunate than them. I would rather be with someone who is at least nice, not someone who is an ass and needs to prove it with harsh words and muscles.

sk8erguy9 0