Love: Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came...

By 16isntsweet - 20/08/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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abylaunch 10

Friday 21 August 2009 1:26

you should have made a speech about what a small penis he has

reras89 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:27

What an ass. Obviously, your boyfriend lacks attention.

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Hailstorm88 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:10

you should have slapped him or at least i hope you did. he's a douche

Makaloraii 0

Monday 14 September 2009 5:55

Jonno8825 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 13:11

I give him points for style but I take points for him being an arsehole

NYGuy828 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:11

Phhhh, fake. If a guy did that at a sweet 16, I would suspect he would get his ass kicked by any brothers, male cousins, and male friends you have, and your dad.

AlwaysAli 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 8:32

Ouch. My friend had the same thing happen on her birthday.

mangobells 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:15

what a douchebag! I feel for you :(

screwed_over13 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:42

awww hunny hes a jackass. nd 2 all u ppl callin OP spoiled go suc a nut. jerks...

BoboMonkey 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:02

Well ouch... Thats horrible.. this site is only further making me despise my own gender.

terriibabiiix23 0

Monday 14 December 2009 0:10

wow, your boyfriend is an asshole. why would he break up with you on your birthday, which is like the best day of your life ?! screw him, you don't need him anyways.