By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
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ClassyCommando 13

Then the doctor looks at you sideways and says, "Not anymore..."

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Kgirl2cute 6

I'm sure he's heard people say much worse things under anesthetic - at least you weren't describing your sexual experiences?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

He's probably heard worse. People can say some pretty weird and nonsensical things while under the influence of laughing gas, painkillers, etc.

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peopleplease 4

yeah, what is wrong with being a virgin? lol

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bingo01_fml 13

Did everyone else fail to notice that OP is a guy?

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exitdecay 6

that's a strange way to ask for sex

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joe502 3

Being a virgin is not a bad thing.... Ppl today think that if u r a V then it is because you are ugly or fat... But the reality us many beautiful ppl stay V until marriage! My wife did... And she is smoking HOT.... I WAY married up.... But the moral of the message is.... Ppl who think u r weird for staying a V are ******* DUMBASSES!!!!!! It is very special to save it for Mr./Ms. Right!!!

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NigerianMedicine 11

Wonderful things, anesthetics. Don't be worried. Last time I had that kind of treatment, I told my dentist I was planning on leading a military coup in Cuba and establishing it as the 51st, 52nd, and 53rd state(s) in the Union.

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dev1050 2

What do you know, I had mine taken out 3 days ago. Oh and I'm a virgin too :)

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PhishloverA 14

When I was under anasthetic I asked one of the young female doctors where my Xbox was

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