Miscellaneous: Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly...

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By kaynotentirelywrong - 15/08/2013 16:49 - Canada - Repentigny

Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML

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By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 06:00

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital because he thought it would be funny to Superglue googly eyes to his dick. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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You deserved it 65 380

By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML

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By anonymous - 17/07/2013 04:48 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

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Monday 16 November 2009 2:34

Time you enjoy wasting cannot truly be called wasted ;-)

Malika_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:40

how is that an FML?? I'll make a penis out of silly putty any time!!!!

Comments

Raiderwrstler65 0

Monday 16 November 2009 5:22

gotta love those days

klic_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 5:24

this belongs on MLIA.

klic_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 5:33

this is a "my life is average" story

jw90 18

Monday 16 November 2009 5:45

now all you to do is install it with a vibrator :O

Darling_Cherry 5

Monday 16 November 2009 5:47

This is really pathetic. Especially when there are a lot of charitable organizations that could use your help. You should look into volunteering. Or invest some money in reading a book or newspaper.

aTRAGEDY 0

Monday 16 November 2009 5:50

...... o noez I mad a play dough penis wat am I to do... try friends and y does crunk have to be specifically categorized as a black thing lmao I love this app