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First rule of Fight Club: Never talk about fight club Thats what you get for breaking the rules. Epic win for the store guy lol
Fight Club? I don't know what you're talking about, but the guy was right to do it. Next he'll get out the rubber band.
First, props to the sales guy because that's hilarious. But you did break the first two rules so you "deserve it"
You have just lost The Game.
So get his manager, he gets fried, you get a free movie and you don't waste time posting on FML.
Shh, you do not speak of fight club.
Oh man. Mad props to that sales clerk. Mad. Props.
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1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
IDIOT! you never talk about fight club!