Health: Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it,...

By maddy - 28/02/2010 17:10 - United States

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

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Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By woman - 17/11/2012 08:45 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML

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By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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musicalibrary 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:05

Try your best not to attract ants.

Tamara2011 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:14

Hey that's a good way to attract guy ;) they know that you should taste good in the future.... lol

Comments

GreenChild44 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:23

I definitely did the same thing except with toothpaste...ugh

kayyvee 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:24

That sucks! I've done that before but with toothpaste... smelled DISGUSTING :(

ohhdamn 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:39

http://www.ihatehayley.com/index.php?id=e6d38003d082d20474a1075a49525b90

lortay2468_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:43

eww yew dirty 4real I would shower even if that meant I would be 15 minutes late to wherever. and yet u still have time to write this fml instead of showering wow u dirty

andyman55 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:51

yea you have time to post this but not time to put ur head under the shower for a minute

quietlytearful 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:37

shouldve just cut that bit off. simple solution. besides it probably wouldn't have been that much hair cut off so who cares.. grab some scissors and get to work OP...

X_Death_Note_X 8

Monday 1 March 2010 3:38

if there is no time to wash it out then how do u have time to post this? fail.

dsegui4 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:45

14 , sooo true

kalixzo 11

Monday 1 March 2010 4:00

You should've had cereal.

wordgirl 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:50

People are so gross. How do you get your hair close enough to your food to get syrup in it? Ew! Here're a few tips: When you approach any table at which you are going to have a meal (if you're not dressed up or something) have your hair pulled back off your face. When you eat, do not touch anything above shoulder-level unless you leave the table altogether to do it. Do not lift your fork above mouth level or away from the general vicinity of plate-to-mouth. Wipe your hands and mouth as needed when you eat. -These tips will help you to avoid such problems in the future. :D