Health: Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it,...

By maddy - 28/02/2010 17:10 - United States

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 17:00

Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 18:00 - United States - Victorville

Today, I woke up at 4 a.m. to the smell of something burning. My husband and I checked the house, and I was convinced there was possibly an electric fire. Went back to bed, then when I woke again I remembered I'd straightened my hair the day before and that’s what the burnt smell was. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By woman - 17/11/2012 08:45 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML

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Whatcha been up to?

By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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musicalibrary 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:05

Try your best not to attract ants.

Tamara2011 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:14

Hey that's a good way to attract guy ;) they know that you should taste good in the future.... lol

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klakuv 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:03

how the **** do u get syrup in ur hair? That's like running into an elephant on a straight road.

ppolo135 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:17

how the hell did you get syrup in yer hair

bassguitar19 1

Monday 1 March 2010 5:19

But there sure is time to go on FML and whine about it!

martron3000 5

Monday 1 March 2010 5:22

Just pretend that having syrup in your hair is the latest fashion trend... and soon everyone else will be doing it too!

Jazzy4evaa 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:39

ewww lol.... that really does suck, ihave to say!!!

holyeff 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:12

there's no time to shower but you had time to post this? fake.

beavygirl 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:54

thats totally why i stopped eating breakfast naked

bcschick08 0

Monday 1 March 2010 7:03

strongly agree with #14

blastvortex 3

Monday 1 March 2010 7:09

You should've rubbed some peanut butter in there and had breakfast on the go.

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Monday 1 March 2010 8:49

be happy it wasn't a cockroach like someone esle's fml I read.

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