Health: Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it,...

By maddy - 28/02/2010 17:10 - United States

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 17:00

Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 18:00 - United States - Victorville

Today, I woke up at 4 a.m. to the smell of something burning. My husband and I checked the house, and I was convinced there was possibly an electric fire. Went back to bed, then when I woke again I remembered I'd straightened my hair the day before and that’s what the burnt smell was. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By woman - 17/11/2012 08:45 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML

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By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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musicalibrary 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:05

Try your best not to attract ants.

Tamara2011 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:14

Hey that's a good way to attract guy ;) they know that you should taste good in the future.... lol

Comments

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:42

this could start a trend

JamieR1263 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:54

Yet there's time to post a FML? Hmmm...

Animalover 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:52

yah so I cudnt take a shower but u had time to post this FML

lil_ham1644 29

Sunday 28 December 2014 6:41

They can post at any time. This could've happened last week for all we know

DeeBizz 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:56

how you get syrup in your hair ?

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:01

so that's the secret ingredient in L'Oreal!

mushythedstroyer 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:03

I would hate to see how you would handle an actual crisis.

adidaman 3

Monday 1 March 2010 0:05

how the he'll did you mangage to get syrup on your hair...

b1acksharpi3mark 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:56

My thoughts exactly, complete with the autocorrected: "he'll" xD

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 1 March 2010 0:10

Hm, my comment disappeared...again. @OP - How do you not notice you got so much syrup in your hair that you couldn't trim that bit off and not have it look strange?