Animals: Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas...

By Man vs. Spider - 28/02/2010 17:05 - United States

Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By romea244 - 14/08/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML

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By lacsmac2 - 01/11/2015 14:10 - Australia

Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML

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nutycowboy 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:09

I hate bugs...FYL

Jrook 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:12

"lol" is even more pathetic for a first comment than "first" is op; wow that's amazing. surprised you haven't died yet from other catastrophic overreactions.

Comments

noobgang7 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:08

lol

Rawr0_oRawr0_o 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:10

monkey!!!

Jrook 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:12

"lol" is even more pathetic for a first comment than "first" is op; wow that's amazing. surprised you haven't died yet from other catastrophic overreactions.

killabeast1 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:18

true lol

iheart655 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:34

mmm, 1 is cuute(:

reyemrein 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:36

IDK how long ago this was submitted, but I'm gonna assume it was a couple weeks ago tops and say YDI for still having your lights up.

camster8393 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:49

what does op mean?

Otto12 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:49

agreed

DonkeyDelight 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:51

You're subconsiously suicidle.

Zamax 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:57

Original poster. The person who posted the FML.

koolitaliano 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:03

neither can I but if he took the lights down earlier (Jan 6-10) he might not have met the spider

sc95060sc 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:44

fake

rauj13 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:27

Dude, I took down my tree yesterday. Some people leave them up until Easter.

awkwardkayy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:46

bahahahahaha aww:( that sucks... if I would have touched that spider web I would have done the same.. bbrrruuuggghhhaaahhh spiders are nasty

dude247 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:36

I know people that never take them down and I hate it when people put Christmas stuff up before thanksgiving! pisses me off

baby_val 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:42

geez way to be A bitch?

UberFail79 0

Monday 1 March 2010 7:19

Everyone knows and fears the Grammar Nazis, but it seems we Spelling Fascists aren't eactly influential yet. Anyway, as I was saying, SUICIDAL.

lotsologan 2

Monday 1 March 2010 7:49

think of this from a neighbors point of view. "today I saw my spaz of a neighbor jump off of a ladder and break their shoulder. then shortly thereafter they started flipping around and breathing heavily due to some sort of seizure. oh did I mention they borrowed my lawn mower which I desperately need? FML"

ISLIM_SHADYI 0

Monday 1 March 2010 8:39

The funny thing is UberFail isn't a grammar Nazi. You spelled exactly wrong...dumbass.

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:09

Original Poster

sunrae27 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:16

I'm totally agreeing with this guy, ydi for being lazy and leaving your lights up

conman418 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:46

lol there aren't many posts on this site that make you actually laugh outloud and this is one of them

ThuhBoss 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:41

This actually said, 'Due to my phobia,' instead of 'Without thinking,' before it got moderated.

nutycowboy 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:09

I hate bugs...FYL

PB4UGAME 8

Sunday 23 January 2011 8:40

spiders are arachnids which are NOT bugs.

asmb100 27

Friday 30 May 2014 5:22

They can be called bugs. They're just a different type of bug. Them being an arachnid means they have 8 legs. Insects have 6. Either way, there's no reason to hate them of have irrational fears of them. If you have a psychological fear of them, that's fine. But if you're afraid of them because they're "icky", just remember: to them, you're probably icky too. My sister is afraid of all bugs because her friend's aunt had a freak accident where she got bit several times by a deadly spider. I think spiders are cool. The way they move is very interesting.

Sansa_fml 38

Tuesday 31 March 2015 21:07

Well, I hate spiders.

exoticfuck 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:11

tehehe.

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:13

yay! :D gon go eat w/the fam! ha xD my fam is so ****** peverted :p im glad im part of it :') agh! trying to get stuff ready for Gordo's bday in a couple weeks! :D ily! :3