Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means:...

By ICantBelieveThis - 06/03/2010 14:31 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

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maph3rs 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:00

Jonas bros. how old is she. You sure she is legal age??

dphilipson12 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:59

you ******* a 7 year old?! dump her ass man!

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unknown_female 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:13

i would have fleed the scene the minute i saw the posters if i were you....

Aggriken 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:13

judging by his inappropriate use of their, they're probably both underage

jessv123 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:16

There are many people who are of age that remain illiterate or at least have trouble spelling. you don't have to pass a grammar test to post a fml

boreddoubletears 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:47

I wish you did...

WhatsOpTic 11

Wednesday 5 February 2014 15:36

And where was the inappropriate use? Its supposed to be they're. Dumbass.

LOLomgWTF 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:15

hahaha fyl

GinandJenkem 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:17

Get rid of her.

KaylynKicks 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 3:14

wowwww u look like a badass

candymgunn 5

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:17

is your girlfriend underage?

dman4412 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:18

I just can't believe you could be 25 and like the Jonas brothers... talk about someone who's having an age crisis.

iAndrea 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:19

Totally my room. But thank God, I'm pure like them...and yes, I'm 17...

cbensky 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:52

omg me too!

iAndrea 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:22

Yay!! Go us! :) They're actually really good boys, and I liked them in 2004, BEFORE they were on Disney. :P

PsychoMerk 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:19

Leave her obsessed, delusional ass >_> that's ******* creepy

mrdeeds23 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:21

they're****?

orangesodaftw 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:25

YDI for dating someone who likes that Disney spew.

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