Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means:...

By ICantBelieveThis - 06/03/2010 14:31 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

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maph3rs 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:00

Jonas bros. how old is she. You sure she is legal age??

dphilipson12 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:59

you ******* a 7 year old?! dump her ass man!

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turtles0706 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:26

posters bedspread. . . wierd, apologizing to them psycho!

beer01 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:29

Yeah, at least it wasn't twilight. hahah! But damn.... how old is she?

TheRipper_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:42

Jonas Brothers are no better than Twilight and as a matter of fact, I'd rather have a girlfriend that likes Twilight over one that likes the ****** Jonas Brothers.

BbYhRtLsS 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:03

Seriously. I know chicks in their early 20's who are into twilight...that's whatever. but even my little sisters friends(they're all about 12-13) hate the Jonas brothers.

fawfulster 11

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:18

I'd have neither... Jonas Brothers fangirls are anoying and Twilight fangirls are creepily overreactive and violent in most of the cases.

PottheadSam 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:31

yea thre pure, pure assholes

bearenjuden66 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:31

pedophile

dunni786 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:33

sounds like she needs to grow up.

bmalley 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:33

at some point in your life, you will find yourself in prison for sexual assault of a minor. WTF.

kally2010 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:35

Ydi for have a freak for a girlfriend!

tekcor 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:36

Sex with 8-year-olds is illegal dude.

bmalley 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:36

because I'm a 30 yo rise agaisnt fan and I don't have rise agaisnt posters, pillow cases and blankets. and most of all I wouldn't be ******* talking to them after sex. that's why people would assume this fan is under the age of 13, or at the very least,.... ******* retarded. in any case, you shouldn't be having sex with her.