Miscellaneous: Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church....

By Good 2 have friends. - 28/12/2010 18:04 - United States

Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

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By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 06:00

Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 11:15 - France - Ville-d'avray

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2019 00:06

Today, my fiancé accidentally ran over the priest who is supposed to be marrying us in 3 days. Now, not only do we need a new priest, we need a new church to get married in, with only 3 days to find them. FML

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By badbride - 26/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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Cool your jets

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 22:01

Today, my fiancé told a priest on the bus to fuck off, because he was annoying her with all his God talk. She didn’t know the priest had been our family's priest for the past 40 years, the guy we were supposed to talk to about our wedding next year. Guess that’s not happening now. FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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BrotherThomas 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:55

you mean passed out after drinking too much, not falling asleep ;)

Kishaz_Thirteen 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:58

At least it's a wedding meeting, and not the actual wedding.

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xguitar13 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:58

The game.

All_For_Love 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:02

haha this made my day ^_^

xMafia 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:03

Seriously, you dick head.

obviouslyoblivio 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 0:09

After being about the fourth person to point this out, I commend you Captain Obvious. May your powers to point out that which has already been adressed never fail you!

kateindeed 5

Wednesday 29 December 2010 3:35

on behalf of xmafia: you're welcome, sergeant sarcasm.

backdownbreh 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:18

*yawn* can people on FML be any more unoriginal? these people need to learn comedy from a 3 year old.

BWill9014 4

Wednesday 29 December 2010 10:25

I refer you to your profile picture good sir

ismfof1 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:18

this is fake. cmon u rly didnt notice the penis on ur head? surely u lookd in a mirror or passed by one on the way.

Kishaz_Thirteen 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:58

At least it's a wedding meeting, and not the actual wedding.

Nhemezis 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 0:14

Well, why did you even go to the party in the first place? Number one, you deserved what was coming to you, because you probably know what goes on at friends' parties. And number two, FYL. What do you thinks going to happen at the wedding after seeing the penis on your head -.- ?