Work: Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML

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By LynzG - 01/02/2011 05:56

Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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By Clueless - 21/04/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML

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By Mito - 10/09/2017 23:15

Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML

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That's not my name

By nametag - 09/06/2009 02:07 - Canada

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

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By Lauren - 18/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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By Raset24 - 30/06/2016 17:40

Today, it was my last day at my job. My team made a little party for me so they could wish me well and say goodbye, but when it came time for my manager to give a little speech, she couldn't even remember my name. I've been working there for two years. FML

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pete275 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:57

if your jobs requires you to wear a name tag, you're not important enough for your name to be remembered.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:56

I think he likes you.

Comments

lolbitch 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:42

not an fml.

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:49

That's a **** your bosses life for being a complete retard. Not FYL

emer_helena 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:00

Maybe you should have dyed your hair blue like the person a couple of FMLs ago. At least if he didn't know your name he could call you "the one with blue hair" or "the forgettable one with crazy hair" or something

rollandrock1 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:01

thats not TOO bad, you could just ask him why he didnt know your name after all that time, HMMMMMM!?!? :)

mattiscool 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:03

like the other fml said... make a living being unnoticed. Be an assasin

atheist666 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:45

Pathetic!

twindaddy 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:23

I guess you're just not that memorable.

fml1358 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:10

Man that sucks. But it could be YDI because you obviously didn't try to make yourself noticeable to him

mynameisjonas071 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:25

#10, how do you know the OP is a woman? Weird thing is, when I first read it that was my thought too, but idk where it came from though... That does suck, but it's not really an FML moment. Try to make yourself more well-known from now on ^_^