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By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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By BigDreamer - 09/02/2019 02:00

Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML

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By pokeloser - 24/06/2019 07:04

Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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You deserved it 150

By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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You deserved it 7 016

Lonely, so lonely

By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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Secret sex

By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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Anyone can be a 7 if you try hard enough

By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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You deserved it 5 921

toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

MrSexyPants 14

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:37

236, that's because gayboii likes feeling special :D

carameldrizzle 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:37

i have shiny charmander U JELLY?

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:58

Win.

theonlysweetpea 10

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:38

I felt completely stupid reading this FML. I thought OP was misspelling salamander! lmao Geek...

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:52

Don't let my picture scare you away 231, but I'll take you up on that offer ;)

madturtle 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:59

no shame in that dude.

freeagent678 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:07

good for you :D

zembof 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:09

IK YOU DIDN'T JUST DIS POKÉMON MAN I WUSH I HAD THAT DREAM POKÉMON IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE BEFORE MY GF AND FAMILY ALL THAT SHIT

zembof 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:39

what did I say

devwre 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 14:17

the wrong thing apparently.

sesamehood 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:11

speaking of pokemon can I squirtle on your jiggly puffs

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Friday 1 July 2011 5:56

been used >.>

Chrispayne 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:20

Good stay away from them. They only cause problems.

hebron77 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:34

You can't control your dreams, bro!!! Dun worry bout it

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Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML

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Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

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Today, I came across a friend on Instagram. She's engaged… to my abusive ex… who has been stalking and harassing me lately. She was wearing the ring he gave me. FML

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Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML

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Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML

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Today, I'd had enough of my ex-husband ignoring me and our son, so I threatened to take him to court for sole custody. He didn't even hang up the phone to his client, he just told me to go for it because our son isn't really that interesting anyway, not enough to fight to try keep him. FML

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