Geek: Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming...

By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML

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By pokeloser - 24/06/2019 07:04

Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

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Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

CodeMan0712 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:38

dude thts awsome like i loce pokemin and im 15

EZ2XLR8 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:43

hahah it's okay. My son is 17 and still plays pokemon. He is still collecting cards. I even enjoy pokemon, I even know how to duel. I'm a real gamer and I still play pokemon red version and leaf green version and all those on my gameboy (yes I own a gameboy, 4 of them). Yeah, I'm a nerd for my age (35), but it's all about being yourself. I can still quote team rocket. If you like pokemon, than enjoy it. You're 15, there is NO rush on girls, there are plenty of fish in sea.

devwre 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 14:13

you sound like my step dad. he got me into videogames when I was young, for which I am forever grateful.

EZ2XLR8 7

Friday 1 July 2011 0:02

haha yeah, my brother got me into them.

linnie_wesker 20

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:46

Uh, so what? I'm a girl, I'm going to be 19 in a month, and I'm addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh! Just look past the ***** and find a girl that likes Pokemon. You'll be fine.

EZ2XLR8 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:22

You like Yu-Gi-Oh too?? I love collecting their cards and duelling. I have a drawer full of them.

katsteak 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:58

mmm bakuras yummy. i love yugioh. i have a deck, & play online. nothing wrong with a 15 year old girl playing yugioh.

EG14_fml 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:47

Gotta catch em all even in your dreams!

Astroman129 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:47

I dreamt I was about to catch a shiny Tropius but it killed itself with confusion. I woke up crying and sweating.

ottercat13 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:48

you can't catch charmanders dumbass you get them as starter pokemon or from trades. pokemon kicks ass

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:25

hey dumbass ever heard of newer versions?

hazardoussmiles9 22

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:53

That's okay. Two days ago I dreamt that I befriended a penguin, and yesterday I befriended a bear. Which reminds me of the Spongebob song: "'F' is for Friends who do stuff together..."