Geek: Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had...

By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

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Same thing different taste

By rs - 30/06/2012 18:36 - Egypt

Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

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By GlowInTheDark - 09/12/2011 07:41 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

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By Cow_girl_cutie - 03/08/2011 07:47 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By JStein - 29/11/2012 04:33 - United States - Hampshire

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

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By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

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Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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By DBZ - 20/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - 23/03/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

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kurodansei 16

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:42

Bazinga

Lilo4life 26

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:44

Learn to speak the language of men and they'll surprise you with their knowledge

Comments

karlcolt45 19

Wednesday 5 March 2014 9:19

as a fellow cubs fan, we both know that this isn't the most disappointing thing that's gonna happen to you this year

DocDrose 20

Wednesday 5 March 2014 9:24

he's a keeper!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 March 2014 9:37

Will krypton bring up superman? Wait that's DC...

acash93 7

Wednesday 5 March 2014 9:40

Hey, everybody needs a hero in life.

oregonchris 8

Wednesday 5 March 2014 10:34

God bless America.

PiQo 6

Wednesday 5 March 2014 10:37

I fail to see the issue here.

gvreergo_fml 6

Wednesday 5 March 2014 11:57

everyone has its references, mine is cl.... oh no forget it /^^'

realjuggalo69 2

Wednesday 5 March 2014 12:53

thats awesome

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 5 March 2014 14:07

As long as he actually understands biotechnology and gamma radiation I don't see why being inspired by the incredible hulk is a bad thing. However, if he's just spouting tidbits from the hulk movies he is no better than the kids who think pokemon is real and must suffer.