By Hugh_Jankles - 08/01/2010 18:48 - United States

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
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perdix 29

Congrats on getting shitfaced without taking a single drink! Your liver thanks you.

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insertclevername_fml 0

lmao. that's great

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xxRachaelxx 0

Lmao that was truely amazing

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MikeG023 0

ok really htf did u come up with that

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Wlollpop 0

This is why you cover your mounth with your elbow

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Rebap 4

a poopy tissue is better than no tissue at all :)

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jabuuty671 0

Talk about a fake FML. Since when does anybody sneeze out of their mouth? ...noob

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him51772 0

Are you actually like a downer? thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard. You sneeze and you cover your nose/mouth with a tissue it will get both. Yur a ******* noob you dumbass, either get a brain or dont troll either way yur ******* stupid

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ThatOneDude25 0

hey, i usually sneeze with my mouth, cuz if my nose is really stuffed and i have no tissue i just like let the force of the air out of my mouth so snot doesnt blow everywhere

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mylifeiscrazi 1

I didn't know this was possible lmao !!!!

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ndiesal 0

YDI cause you could've sneezed into your other hand...your hands need washed anyway from wiping your ass...

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hayride1987 0

i think your kind of missing the point...

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beertime36 0

if your bf wants to give yo u dirty sanchez you can now decline by saying you already tried it and didn't like it.

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