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don't eat before your next date or better yet dont tell her you have one
you deserve it for not being more careful that this doesn't happen.
This is crazy. Not sure why you would keep telling your mom about your dates if she keeps giving you laxatives. To each their own I guess.
so don't tell her? and don't eat her food?
Um, that is insanely psychotic.... Maybe give her a number for a psychologist next time you have a date
That’s illegal.
Good god. Stop eating her food. I would have smartened up after the 1st time. ydi
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Don't tell her?
You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.