By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 694
You deserved it 4 178

Same thing different taste

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giantsfan2010 23

You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.

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don't eat before your next date or better yet dont tell her you have one

you deserve it for not being more careful that this doesn't happen.

thor21mjolnir 13

This is crazy. Not sure why you would keep telling your mom about your dates if she keeps giving you laxatives. To each their own I guess.

KrazyKatz3 26

Start cooking for yourself before dates?

so don't tell her? and don't eat her food?

Um, that is insanely psychotic.... Maybe give her a number for a psychologist next time you have a date

gmanxx 9

you need to have a serious talk with your mother

Good god. Stop eating her food. I would have smartened up after the 1st time. ydi