Miscellaneous: Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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iFellytone 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:06

OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?

shady77 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:03

Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!

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LukeDog 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:23

HOLY ****** SHIT FYL

meddude 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:54

wrong your.

div01 2

Monday 6 July 2009 9:31

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Tillenger 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:35

Just another stitch in time.

pwnage79 0

Monday 6 July 2009 18:59

im sure by band aid he means gauze or something. but that stops infections and crap from getting to the (slightly) open place and stop any bleeding

SweetTea90 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:06

They put a band aid on my stitches that I had on my forehead. Didn't get infected.

therealmike 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:31

Genius: putting a bandaid over stuff PREVENTS it from getting infected by keeping crap out of it.

unibrowicorn 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:54

Genius: he was joking.

smellymeaty 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 0:21

You kinda get tipped off by the fact that he said infecticipated...

chocogatto12 3

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:34

or that he signed his name "George W" democrats ftw

pingpongdj 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:24

i got stitches on my chin and lip last time but i didn't have any band-aids whatsoever, everyone could just see the stitches. it's probably different in different countries anw. OP: ouch!!!!!!! can't help but feel pain for you, that's got to hurt a lotttttt. why did your 'friend' have to care so much about some bandaid, she's and idiot. no offense.

CaptainStew 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:35

YDI for not carrying a sign that you got stitches. LOLJK :D FYL to the max. You should put duct tape on her eyebrows and rip it off. Or something along those lines.

b2then 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:37

ouch

erwest 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:41

div01 you're a ****** retard. that was not funny at all... FYL

meniacle19 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:48

it was funnier that the stich in time comment. this one made me cringe with the thought of it. fyl fo sho

8ccheng 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:50

FYL although I guess falling on a rake is kinda ydi...but ya that must have hurt like a bitch....

crownme 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:51

I agree 100% with #12 #15 Lmfaooooooooooooo & #20 shutup and take the ants out your panties

Cat0004 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:52

Uh..how is that possible? Bandages have little cotton squares in the middle which is positioned right over the wound/stitches...how can this rip your stitches?....unless your doctor used duct tape?