Miscellaneous: Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By Shone - 15/04/2012 23:39 - Canada - Grand Forks

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2012 00:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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By Qwizzyk - 24/04/2024 17:00 - Russia - Tula

Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By LaurenB - 07/06/2012 18:12 - United States - Epping

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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Monday 6 July 2009 9:06

OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?

shady77 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:03

Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!

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Noxx_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:14

stupid friend is stupid. also how did this get through? "I had to be go to the ER.." wat

Nacirema20 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:18

aww... that really sux... ur friend is an idiot... FYL... i agree with #6... lmao. rip her eyes out! xD

kimmaye 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:23

OW!!!

aznbillybob4sho 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:42

damnnnnn I am sorrrrrrrry ):

Someone_somewere 7

Monday 6 July 2009 19:59

"I had to be go to the ER" really? what the hell is that supposed to mean

niska_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:23

Your friend's an ass.

NickelPhosphate 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:30

Wow your friend is really stupid

mandi77 1

Monday 6 July 2009 20:48

ur friend is is a ******* ass hole!

divesh777 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:03

lol at ur reply......sweet!

alex_vik 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:14

YDI for having stupid friends.

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