Miscellaneous: Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By LaurenB - 07/06/2012 18:12 - United States - Epping

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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iFellytone 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:06

OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?

shady77 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:03

Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!

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emyle11 0

Monday 6 July 2009 11:02

aw BITCH. ooh, if that were my friend, i'd rip her damn intestines out...

Jimboom 11

Monday 6 July 2009 11:04

Damn. That sucks. I would have repaid the favour by hitting your friend so hard that she needed stitches.. then rip them out! She how she likes it. Alternatively I hope she gave you some head to make up for the fact that she did that to you. ;)

Nissi 17

Monday 6 July 2009 11:17

Ahh! ****. I'm so sorry, that must hurt like a bitch. Urghh. Gives me the creeps, thinking of it. Gahd.

meddude 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:57

poster's a woman, idiot.

Eresbel 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:30

Jim, I hope you never procreate. Why the f*ck do you suggest hitting her friend, ripping out her stitches AND forcing her to give head? Why do you have to take it that one step from a funny suggestion about reciprocal violence to weird and creepy pseudo-rape? It went from dishing out what was served to sexually dominating someone. What is wrong with you?

zargon 1

Monday 6 July 2009 22:25

No one said anything about *forcing* her to give head. All he said was that he hoped she gave head to make up for it. It sounds more like he means she volunteered to than that he means that OP forced her to. Which leaves the question, in what kind of ****** up society is causing someone to need stitches and then ripping them out funny, but OH MY GOD DON'T BRING SEX INTO IT?

showurbones 0

Monday 6 July 2009 11:18

I would plain out kill her.

av232 0

Monday 6 July 2009 11:57

"i saw my poor friend hiding a zit, so i thought it would be hilarious to rip the band aid off. haha." FYL that had to hurt.

live_your_life_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 13:49

what a stupid girl!!

enuff_crying 0

Monday 6 July 2009 17:20

FYL for having a friend rip out your band aid and stitches. But I'm also gonna vote YDI for falling on a rake. Your life sounds kinda like a really old scooby doo cartoon, or like the Three Stooges