By Awahso - 16/10/2013 21:42 - United States - Buford

Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML
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MymB612 14

I'm sorry... you have a policy that tells you how you should open boxes? Use your head! My god.

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graceinsheepwear 33

That's a very standard safety policy. It makes the employer not liable if people use knives or loose razor blades or even the side of scissors and slip and cut themselves.

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caysters 12

You can slip with a box cutter too. Have a scar on my arm to prove it. It's a ridiculous policy. I'd go nuts if my work had that sort of policy, especially with people disappearing with my box cutter all the time.

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graceinsheepwear 33

To everyone suggesting ways to open the box, OP managed to use a computer and submit an FML, so I'm betting they got the box open. The FML is not the impenetrable box but the conundrum of the policy.

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AutumnMasquerade 12

In case such should happen again atleast OP has a few things to try right?.

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annie_nk 22

And thank god too. I don't think "Today, I couldn't open a box. FML" would have gotten posted.

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Lacist 19

**** his life for seeing the irony in his minor situation.

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LexSwift 17

That's like when you buy scissors BUT YOU CAN'T OPEN THEM BECAUSE YOU NEED SCISSORS.

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perdix 29

Go to a shop that rents tools and take out a box cutter to open the one you bought. Your boss will be pleased to reimburse you for the expense, that is, if he is so anal about policy.

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Parkour_rocks 20

Bureaucratic solution FTW

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