By Awahso - 16/10/2013 21:42 - United States - Buford

Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML
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AnOriginalName 19

And the bureaucracy. Can't forget about that.

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Ambient25 24

OP should just hire some Republicans to shut down the box...

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TheOrangeProon 13

#50 I thought you were replying to #22 and I thought to myself "but #22 hasn't commented on this thread" and then I thought about it and realised that I'm an idiot.

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j_cat187 19

What happened to carrying your own knife? (other than the one for work)

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Awahso 25

Its funny you say that. I used to carry my own but for "liability reasons" we can only use company equipment

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abhi95 31

Uhh.. You ever heard of this concept called borrowing?

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TheNewMirage 10

I could be wrong, but I believe there isn't a single box cutter where he is working. Else there wouldn't be any problem.

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AutumnMasquerade 12

Can't you borrow a knife from someone? if not I'm sure you can atleast find a good pair of scissors.

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vipirius 18

Did you not see the part about how policy requires a box cutter?

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graceinsheepwear 33

That policy has you really boxed in.

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hollyanne27 9

It's a never ending cycle! Ok, so the plan is to write a letter to the company explaining your situation, and hopefully they will start dispensing box cutters in zip-lock baggies for everyone's convenience!

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