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By 99Problemsandfml - 08/11/2012 19:03 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML

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By pamcakes - 09/07/2016 17:14

Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By justpeachy1989 - 26/05/2016 14:06 - Australia

Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy decided she would test it out too by leaving a brown surprise for it to find, which it did. There are now brown marks in every room of the house. FML

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By Michael - 05/02/2021 21:30 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00

Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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By Slaanesh - 12/12/2008 12:08 - France

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

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Friday 9 November 2012 3:12

If it's a girl puppy, then you do have 99 problems of which a bitch is one.

madskittlesftw 5

Friday 9 November 2012 3:12

Why would he do that..?

Comments

ballpython 15

Friday 9 November 2012 8:02

I'm going to have to side with the people who say he is an idiot. There is a reason the manufacturers print "for use on carpet" in the instruction manual. Don't be surprised if he tries to mow the lawn with hair clippers.

TheComputerGuy96 16

Friday 9 November 2012 8:34

I've had the same vacuum cleaner for nearly thirty years. BEAT THAT.

perdix 29

Friday 9 November 2012 9:35

#74, I've had the same HP calculator for nearly 30 years. I don't know if that bes the vacuum cleaner, but at least it's a tie. RPN, FTW!

Mr25_fml 14

Friday 9 November 2012 9:19

I guess you're just shit outta luck, huh?

CatPupsRule 0

Friday 9 November 2012 9:22

My goodness, does no one know how to take a dog out every once in a while?! I mean really, how much of a dunce are you people?! Take the dog out so it can LEARN that pooing in the house is NOT ok and punish him (within reasonable parameters) and make your boyfriend clean up any further accidents properly, with a napkin and flush it down the toilet!!! Grow up, And GET REAL!!!!