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By 99Problemsandfml - 08/11/2012 19:03 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML

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By pamcakes - 09/07/2016 17:14

Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By justpeachy1989 - 26/05/2016 14:06 - Australia

Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy decided she would test it out too by leaving a brown surprise for it to find, which it did. There are now brown marks in every room of the house. FML

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By Michael - 05/02/2021 21:30 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML

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By ChrisP - 04/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my hammerhead of a dog decided to "help" me clean by grabbing the vacuum cord and dragging it across the house, knocking over everything in its path. The house is somehow messier than before I started. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00

Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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marcranger 28

Friday 9 November 2012 3:12

If it's a girl puppy, then you do have 99 problems of which a bitch is one.

madskittlesftw 5

Friday 9 November 2012 3:12

Why would he do that..?

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blutopaz 5

Friday 9 November 2012 21:25

Next time she *****, put it in his shoes or his jacket pocket. Tell him you couldn't find the garbage.

igese 11

Friday 9 November 2012 23:44

he's a keeper

cglcraig 1

Saturday 10 November 2012 1:37

I totally understand!!! My boyfriend has made a habit of using my hair straightener to iron his shirt collars!

wow6900 6

Saturday 10 November 2012 3:26

Wow that vacuum "SUCKS" haaha

kdufresne 2

Saturday 10 November 2012 14:27

gffkoumdndidhevakshebekaioasodjbdfbrsude LMFAO

Fredds_Life 3

Monday 12 November 2012 0:54

He should wait for it to dry up, then stomp on it to break it up into smaller pieces that the vacuum can handle.

Livemusicxo 2

Tuesday 13 November 2012 21:46

He needs to be on clean the whole house duty for at least a month,....thts a new level of laziness

Izabushel 65

Wednesday 28 November 2012 8:36

I dread to think of the smell.

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