By 99Problemsandfml - 08/11/2012 19:03 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
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marcranger 28

If it's a girl puppy, then you do have 99 problems of which a bitch is one.

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madskittlesftw 5

Why would he do that..?

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lonkite101 14

Teach your dog to be potty trained *problem solved*

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Osito2011 9

Sounds like to much work!

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Warden1986 16

Say the men, who has amor Nintendo and sword. Which is kick ass by the way!!!

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blcksocks 19

"that sucks" "suck it up, OP" Thought I should cover all these shitty puns before suckers feel obliged to post 'em ..

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gracehi 31

That's disgusting! Can you imagine the stench from that vacuum? Oh, geez! *Throws up*

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lonkite101 14

19- off topic, but I LOVE the walking dead. And Daryl. Lol

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gracehi 31

Who doesn't? Even Super Man wears Daryl Dixon pajamas!

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skyeyez9 24

I will ******* boycott the Walking Dead series if they kill off Daryl! Its bad enough that lil obnoxious ****** Carl was directly responsible for my 2nd favorite characters death...poor Dale. And Shane too. Shane was an ass, but I liked him.

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loserboii 11

I'm wondering how you didn't notice the smell of dog shit if he's done that for a while.

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motor_fml 20

Why wait til it's on the floor? Just suck it out of him when he looks full. Stupid boyfriends out there.

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motor_fml 20

I don't know why anyone takes comments serious on this site. I just hope I didn't give the idiot a good idea.

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perdix 29

Get a Shop-Vac. A boyfriend who likes dogs is a keeper, and this machine will let you hang on to your lovable idiot.

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SeeNote 1

Shop vacs are awsome! Great idea perdix

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traveler_ghost 12

I do something similar...I don't like to touch spiders so I use my vacuum tube

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I don't blame him. Picking up my dogs warm shit is definitely not on my 'top 10 favorite thongs to do' list.

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LexieWins 0

Then what are your top 10 thongs? I'm dying to know.

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perdix 29

"top 10 favorite thongs?" We have another nominee for 2012 Typo of the Year. This could provide stiff competition to "adult sore." Sensitive, efficient individuals (often falsely called lazy) let the dogshit cool and solidify before picking it up.

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