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By bethanygirl - 29/10/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

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By LonelyStranger - 02/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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Paaaaaaarty!

By Boyufd - 16/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Sam - 15/07/2013 05:14 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I had to turn down an invitation to one of my best friend's birthday party because I had been scheduled to work. Little did I know that my job on that day would be setting up the tents, tables, and chairs for that very birthday party. FML

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By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

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Oh well, maybe next… year?

By Suzi_d16 - 20/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML

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By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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Jayrs93 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:27

I don't have snow and I live in Canada

CompettiveCheer 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

I didnt know you couldn't have a birthday party with snow..

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brianjman14 22

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:06

You can't reschedule your party?

Skittlepickle 13

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:08

Considering I live down South and have seen snow only twice in my life, I would be pretty excited. You could have a snow party, duh.

crownlogic 25

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:25

Snow gets pretty old pretty fast when you dig out your car for the 148th time during the winter at 6am in the dark to go to class/work. : (

jmm23 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:27

Tell me about it

PLPrincess 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:10

Jealous! I live in Ontario. It was forecasted to snow but it didn't :( I love snow!

Dcm210 19

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:17

there was some good football games today,some in the snow.

asfyxiate 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:18

Meh, we get snow in October often.

Googoo27 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:18

Here in NJ i only got 1-2 inches...

krad204 21

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:26

That's too bad. I can give you ten more O.o JK :P

krad204 21

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:31

I can give you ten more. O.o JK :P

accidentprone3 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 2:45

Are you nuts? We got a lot more than that!!!

IndiRae 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:20

If this party was for a decent sized group of people, just tell them to bring their gloves and coats. Snowball fight. I think that snow is a reason to throw a party, not cancel.

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:23

I live in the middle of NY... This weather is normal for this time of year. . . Invest in snow tires(studs are optional) Throw some snow melt and a shovel in your trunk... Welcome to the next 5+ months!!!!!

Melofa 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:24

Maryland has snow too...

jaredofmo 22

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:26

Sorry, east coast.

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