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By bethanygirl - 29/10/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

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Alone

By LonelyStranger - 02/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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Paaaaaaarty!

By Boyufd - 16/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Sam - 15/07/2013 05:14 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I had to turn down an invitation to one of my best friend's birthday party because I had been scheduled to work. Little did I know that my job on that day would be setting up the tents, tables, and chairs for that very birthday party. FML

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By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

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Oh well, maybe next… year?

By Suzi_d16 - 20/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML

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By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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Jayrs93 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:27

I don't have snow and I live in Canada

CompettiveCheer 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

I didnt know you couldn't have a birthday party with snow..

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alaskababy907 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:03

You guys are all *******. Where i'm from, we have snow 9 to 10 months of the year, and by halloween its about 3 feet deep. Quit complaining and learn how to deal

yety175 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:07

haha were already skiing in Colorado :)

Pazu_fml 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:08

Hard to feel sorry for you when snow in October is not that strange at all. What kind of party were you throwing that a little snow would ruin it completely? An outdoor pool party?

tmoneysly 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:15

U can't cancel ur birthday u just can't stop ur self from aging least u weren't in the hospital ydi for making me read ur spoiled complaint

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:28

No one ask you to read it. Quit bitching about how "I willingly read an fml and found it unappealing to my taste, ydi cuz you bitch an complain like every fml on this site". Boo ******* Hoo.

Emobitch67 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:18

Dude I feel ya I was gonna have a halloween party tonite but cause of the stupid snow I had to cancel it!

babysaad 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:25

you prob live in tri state area

GuitarGeek44 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:26

I live in PA, and it snowed all day, and then we had a 3 hour power out, so there was absolutely nothing to do

beckstah123 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:26

OMG IT'S LEEZA

eeelise5296 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:27

I live in new Hampshire and this is too weird. a bunch of school activities got canceled. its not even Halloween. this isnt supposed to happen.

Str8upJunior 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:28

Im in Jersey and I got like 10" and its still goin...

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