Miscellaneous: Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning....

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 12:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML

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By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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Thursday 3 September 2009 20:05

Should've reported him to someone or something. (I have no idea how things like this would be handled, I don't fly.) But yeah, that sucks. :/

fxdxhk90 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 21:27

Did he repeat the phrase "me scuzzy, me scuzi" over again? Seriously though, it would have been appropriate to sock him in the skull, people that do things like this are just asking for an ass kicking, you should have provided it.

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whatsmccraken 0

Friday 4 September 2009 5:42

Punch the guy in the throat and scream as loud as you can.

alliemi 0

Friday 4 September 2009 5:52

This is why YDI: You took it for four hours when at any time you could have yelled at the man to stop or asked someone. I don't even know why I'm responding since this is obviously fake.

Lifelooser_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 6:41

um....tell the driver and perhaps he would have moved the guy...tell the may yourself? why does it have to be someone else? your type of stupid nature is one of the reasons females are still not equal

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 7:20

Pushing him off into the aisle and shouting "get the hell off me" or something would have got some peoples' attention.

wanagetjagked 0

Friday 4 September 2009 8:30

I have a soft spot for elder people, I'd give him the "evil eye" as a warning. Then...make a scene.

shanedawsonfan 0

Friday 4 September 2009 10:09

Dude y didn't u punch him in his croch and say pervert 0-0

rosierosierosie 0

Friday 4 September 2009 13:12

old people are gross :(

thedrumsthedrums 0

Friday 4 September 2009 20:06

just hit him, he's old what can he do? It's called self defense..

gummibehrs 4

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:25

Flying from Florida to New York might take 4 hours, but you can't compare FLYING somewhere to taking a coach to London. Coaches run slower than planes. So it definitely could have taken 4 hours. And yeah. I agree with FarSide, because I have no idea what you're getting annoyed at so easily.