Miscellaneous: Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning....

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 12:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML

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Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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Thursday 3 September 2009 20:05

Should've reported him to someone or something. (I have no idea how things like this would be handled, I don't fly.) But yeah, that sucks. :/

fxdxhk90 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 21:27

Did he repeat the phrase "me scuzzy, me scuzi" over again? Seriously though, it would have been appropriate to sock him in the skull, people that do things like this are just asking for an ass kicking, you should have provided it.

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skippydoda 32

Thursday 3 September 2009 22:58

Alright... so you just let him attempt to kiss you and sexual harass you... Yeah sucks that he tried to cop a field, but YDI for not doing anything about it and expecting someone else to notice. Next time scream, yell, kick his ass.

AngelRaven89 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:02

I clicked FYL because there was nowhere else to sit and you're now scarred for life, but OMG YDI too! You were just really silly for enduring it for four hours. stick up for yourself damn it. I'm sure had you screamed or done anything some man would have switched places with you.

sublime93 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:08

Wow way to be a doormat You couldve easily made a huge commotion, something wouldve been done

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:58

you should've yelled "STRANGER DANGER! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!" ahaha, that would've gotten someone to say something.

h4yleyg 0

Friday 4 September 2009 0:03

Coach = British English word for bus; not everyone speaks American.

gummibehrs 4

Friday 4 September 2009 0:05

Did he have in his dentures? If not it might have been more fun.

XxCoolPersonxX 0

Friday 4 September 2009 0:08

hahahaha who knew old people could be like that...? lol

gummibehrs 4

Friday 4 September 2009 0:12

There's a button to the left of the "A" button. Push it. And why would anyone fly from on part of the UK to another? Must I explain time and distances to you? Or that the UK is made up of four different countries? And, contrary to your apparent belief that there are no cities in England that are four hours apart, not everything in the UK is within walking distance.