Miscellaneous: Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting...

By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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By Blackberry - 10/07/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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Stop calling

By Anonymous - 09/10/2021 23:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 20:15 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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Spineless

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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Friday 3 February 2012 16:01

You actually fail. Time to change your number again. Btw if he's abusing you why is he on your contact list?

mannysaucedo 4

Friday 3 February 2012 16:02

Pull the old "The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service" text.

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warlords08 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:19

That was a fail!!!

SoultheWolf 19

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:20

LMFAO! YDI!!! Why the hell would you have someone on your contact list if he's abusing you? Epic fail!

ymcmbTaylorGang 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:46

umm idk maybe the police would be a good suggestion cough cough

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 4 February 2012 10:07

Ydi for 1) not paying attention and 2) keeping him as a contact. I realize you may still want his number so you know not to answer, but that's why you put "DO NOT ANSWER" next to the name.

ElegantlyLovelyy 6

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:55

You guys keep saying just block his number like he only has access to one phone. Just change your number again and you must like the abuse if you didn't delete him outta your life COMPLETELY!

lke0921 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:29

You are a ra-tard

nipplemaster 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 20:26

I read this about a year or more ago. Repost!

HunterAlpha1 8

Sunday 5 February 2012 2:37

and... why was he on your contact list again?

cheer4everever 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 2:58

Why the hell was he in ur contact list?

TreeStarOsaurus 0

Monday 6 February 2012 3:31

If he ever calls or texts don't respond or if u do respond... Do it in another language. OR u can go to ur nearest service providers store and tell them he harasses you and have his number blocked. It may cost 15 bucks or so depending on the company but it's worth it.