By annababyyyy - 10/11/2014 05:01 - United States - Rockville

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Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML
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MeanBeagle 22

one bump two bumps big bump *sneeze* bump

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UnidentifiedFun 37

#9, I'm glad you're funny to yourself at least.

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wanted_2_want 40

C'mon 16 it was kind of funny, except for the sneeze part.

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Enslaved 36

I thought it was kinda funny. Always loved Dr. Seuss' books. One Fish, Two Fish.... is my favourite book from him to this day.

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MeanBeagle 22

when you sneeze its written achoo.. which rhymes with two Lol

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Enslaved 36

I always thought that the small bumps around a women's nipples were Braille for "suck here". Maybe the BF was just trying to feel his way down to get to the prize? ;)

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tony1891 22

your boyfriend is....unique and awkward

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weveallbeenthere 30

be glad that he likes to touch you no matter what your skin condition.

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Meowdisen 15

Yes. Absolutely. Different skin blemishes and markings are just more unique places you can touch on your significant other! And shows your comfort with each other.

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DocBastard 38

That was just another excuse to touch the boobs. Any man will use any excuse to touch boobs.

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munzapoppa 18

Its her boyfriend...he need no excuse to touch her boobs

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Gabilliam 19

No no, #13, never go titty-grabbin' without permission, relationship regardless.

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starcaller17 16

He needs permission but not an excuse. That was all

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WCARlover 34

I keep an acne wash in my shower and wash my shoulders and chest with it and it worked wonders so if you don't already that's something you could try :)

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LunaaBluee 27

What's the name of the product you use ?

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foxwasalamb 24

i use ancedote. its an organic hippie dippy one. works pretty well

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badluckbayan 16

What's the name of it?

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bsell4 8

Is she trying to say her boobs are small or was she serious

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atav 17

You obviously missed the fact op said acne.

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