Animals: Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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Broeman 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

Holy crap, you're a woman and you wear a bra? How will you ever live this down?

livexlaughxlove1 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:24

that's not even that bad.

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ohmandapants 16

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:45

How is this an FML? I'd be laughing my ass off. Are you ashamed because you have no breasts and now all your neighbors know? Sweetie, they probably know already! Unless you stuff...then...hahahahahahahahaaa!!!!fail.

Intellectualist 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:46

I personally, am offended that you wear underwear, how embarassing for you.

NaziZombie 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 21:43

Do Not Care

freudianego 0

Monday 12 October 2009 10:18

WHAAAAAAWHAAAAAWHAAAAA, cry me a ******* river. Your pajama party is that way; tell someone who gives a shit.

maddi27 0

Monday 12 October 2009 11:46

im sure they wouldve seen bras in shops before. i fail to see how this is an FML

Super_klutz 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:53

not that bad who cares

jessimafur 0

Monday 12 October 2009 17:23

It's a bra, what's the big deal? People see them everyday in clothing stores. Fail.

indianabummer 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:54

And this is why I'm a cat person.

dsl135 0

Monday 12 October 2009 22:24

"Watching in horror"? Stop being so uptight... its a bra. People know you wear them obviously cuz your **** aren't flopping about all the time. Get over it and stop being such a drama queen.

ultraslick 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:36

Your bra????? oh no, what will the church elders say??? I think your neighbours could put two and two together and figure out that a woman wears bra's. The only way this is a FML is if u were wearing the bra at the time.

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