Animals: Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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By FereldonBorn - 01/10/2015 10:41 - United States - Roseville

Today, my dog was all over me, and I couldn't help but notice she kept sniffing towards my boobs. Turns out, she wasn't there to get love from me. She was there for a piece of food that I didn't notice had fallen in my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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Broeman 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

Holy crap, you're a woman and you wear a bra? How will you ever live this down?

livexlaughxlove1 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:24

that's not even that bad.

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No_Limit_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:05

[sarcasm] omg that's terrible [/sarcasm] how is your life ****** from this?

bmb3 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 20:02

be thankful it wasnt worse ive had to run after my dog for underwear lol

Super_klutz 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:26

omg, u make such a big deal! that's stupid, unless your a man who cares!!

thatfunnykid 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 0:18

please tell me this means u were topless

waywick 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:31

bc if the dog hadn't, they wouldn't know you wore one? IBTC member eh?

PlasmaVirus 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:28

Women wear bras now? It's a shame your deepest secret has been revealed.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:32

well if you have sisters or a mom or some female relative living with you it's not that bad. but it's not that bad anyway, cuz I'm sure people will just laugh and move on.

kaylapple 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:54

what color was it.

funny_girly1 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 3:03

If it's your only bra, fyl. Other wise, WHO CARES?!?

amandyriffle 8

Monday 12 March 2012 6:59

That's horrible I would be mortified :x

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