By clementine-f - 10/02/2009 07:11 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend came over, got on his knees and took a small box out of his jacket. Then he narrowed his eyes, and said, “That’s funny, I can see your boogers from here. Anyway, wanna get married?” FML
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luvlu444 24

To which you respond, "that's funny, I can see your bald patch from here, but sure"

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luvlu444 24

To which you respond, "that's funny, I can see your bald patch from here, but sure"

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JoshHuskey 13

That's cold. Boogers is something she can fix instantly. A bald patch is not.

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Moskaaa7 26

Proposing in such a casual way is cold too. He's not making any effort to show her why he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and how special she is to him.

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fargen 21

why should there be a set rule on how to ask to marry someone? why would judging on how he asks to marry be more than important than the love exchange for one another for the past [years]?

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CliffyB03 28

When I got proposed to, I thought he was ******* with me. It was just us in his room though. It doesn't have to be extravagant.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I know someone who went to the park one day with her now-husband, while they were dating. Wasn't expecting him to propose whatsoever. Then he pulled out a ring and asked her, and for a minute she really thought he was kidding. They've been married for over a year now. :)

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danetreal 5

Serious relationship goals ????

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JMichael 25

I know it's not the ideal proposal, but that's kinda funny.

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Sometimes it's really cute/endearing when a guy has no filter. I mean, this isn't one of those times... but hey, congrats!

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Lalala579121 27

At least you know he isn't a gold digger.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

He might be in terms of digging the gold out of his nose, though.

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feme_fatale 19

It's a sign that he is a gold digger.

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