Miscellaneous: Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover....

By apple - 28/02/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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By jjkk - 23/01/2021 05:02

Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML

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By Venus - 26/04/2019 20:00

Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML

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By Fuck - 18/10/2022 10:00

Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML

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By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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By lonelyloser - 04/02/2013 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2018 15:30

Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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beastly35 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:16

Wow, how old are you?

lenavis 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:19

I do not understand why you would have the urge to announce something like this to the world.

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bezach 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:51

you had to clean your room and your scared...and what's the minimum age on fml?

sprite123 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:52

6 year olds are too young to be on FML..

Erindub 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:55

I remember I used to sleep in my moms bed occasionally as a kid. I miss the days when life was that simple. Now whenever she stays at my place I feel burdened. Enjoy it while you can OP.

vvbrittxv 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:56

I don't get it....

klakuv 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:01

I slept in my parents bed till I was like 8, that was when I realized cooties were a bigger threat than the boogeyman.

knarkle 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:01

idk I slept in the same room as my mom did until I was like 7 or 8. it's not anything psychological or traumatic it's a just another type of mother-son bond

DeathShad0 1

Monday 1 March 2010 5:23

Well I think It's cute. Just putting that out there.

quarterback7 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:39

32 **** u im 6' 216 2% body fat that 2% is from big macs so u really wanna **** with guys like me?

christi002 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:57

yeah, no offense, but I think you're a meat head. By the way, it is actually kinda unhealthy to only have 2% body fat. You're body actually needs fat. So, please quit acting all big and tough and just be the mature one and ignore #32. I'll admit he was rude, but I'm not going to threaten him either. Just saying, watch the temper.

_kingofthehill_ 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:47

oh, shut the **** up you guys! I've slept next to my mom since i was 12!

NINnerd999 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:48

I don't really care how old the OP is. I want to know why the cleaning of the room part was mentioned. What does that have to do with having to sleep with your mom, etc.?

justanotherhuman 21

Monday 1 March 2010 6:55

My thoughts as well. I'd imagine cleaning up the mess made before making the transition to mother's room... maybe some dusting. Worst-case scenario: dispose of the body... and maybe bleaching. Don't forget to dust.