Cops and Transportation: Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist,...

By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:50 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

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By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML

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By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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You deserved it 30 705

By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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Detained

By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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floup_fml 13

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:25

desperate times, desperate measures!

ARandomDickhead 8

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:26

Did it work??

Comments

elizacandle 29

Sunday 11 October 2015 1:44

did it work?

ARandomDickhead 8

Sunday 11 October 2015 1:54

Late

ladycoco8 20

Sunday 11 October 2015 1:48

Should've showed your cleavage instead.

SkylineFTW97 25

Sunday 11 October 2015 1:51

You're gonna need heavy-duty brain bleach for this one. And now that the image is in my head, I'll need it too.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 11 October 2015 2:01

How above was she?

Jryan952015 7

Sunday 11 October 2015 2:45

I know it was embarrassing for you. But you can't blame a girl for trying.

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 11 October 2015 6:11

Yeah, actually, you can. Especially when the Law and safety are involved.

Jryan952015 7

Sunday 11 October 2015 12:43

It's a speeding ticket!! This is just a money making tack for the city/state. Granted I don't know how fast she was going. City I would only go 5 mph over safely and highway 5-10 or keep with the flow

LostMy_Marbles 24

Friday 16 October 2015 14:48

Speeding is still breaking the law regardless. If you do the wrong thing, you accept the fine and don't do it again. If you don't like being pulled over by the cops and getting in trouble, don't do the wrong thing.