By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
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tormcn 26

You should have taken your nipple out. Make him question his sexuality.

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Dave_Davington 33

And after you're done hitting it, maybe head inside and do some exercise.

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ohjoy15 33

Well look! Whether he was a super fit guy or a bit overweight: he still would have gotten a ticket either way. What's amazing is he managed to get out of one for some time. I'm female and I can't even make that happen...

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christinamarie17 29

Take it as a compliment? You make a lovely woman?

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LeashaJoy5595 28

Well, maybe not since he wasn't able to get out of the ticket, but at least he has desirable cleavage!

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tormcn 26

You should have taken your nipple out. Make him question his sexuality.

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Chiharo 15

Maybe wiggle it, to see if he enjoys it.

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allred1997 19

If he's that oblivious to things he shouldn't be a cop

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ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Let's be real, once a man sees a pair of breasts he is then automatically declared legally blind to the rest of the world around him. It doesn't matter if he's a cop or a crook, titts are titts.

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Daevas 18

I feel bad now. Not because the op had cleavage, but because the cop was swayed by it -_-

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SubparAtBest 23

The officer is probably well known for trying to get it on. Let me put it like this. When he walks in the room the fish stop swimming.

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ZombieVampirez 24

Should of pulled your shirt down a little further. ;)

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ZombieVampirez 24

My bad. Wasn't paying attention.

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AlvvaysRedPilots 9

I don't know if I should press "your life sucks" or "you deserve it"... From what I see, it's a "comical and unforgettable laughter."

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