Neighbours, Drugs, Cops and Miscellaneous: Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I...

By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 00:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the garden of my new house when a neighbour came over and told me to clear off or she would call the owner to tell them they were being burgled. When I told her I was the owner, she said I was clearly unsuitable to be living on this street, and to stop lying before she called the police. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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mardigrasqueen 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:04

Between you and the genius who taunted the homeless guy, this website is reading like a who's who of human crap. YDI.

rxxk 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:04

YDI x ∞

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oopsie_daisy8446 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:18

YDI for having illegal plants, idiot.

quadracer111 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:19

ROFLCOPTER. But can't he not do anything about it because he was not on duty or something like that? ( presumably?) He would have to get a search warrent (for another reason) and then find it? But because the warrent was for something else couldn't he not do anything about it again? Anyway fyl

Sativus 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:22

All it takes to get a warrant to raid somebody's house is for somebody to say they saw a pot (or maybe poppy) plant in the house to a cop. If an off duty police officer sees such a thing, he can easily have an on duty officer obtain the Warrant. Sad, but true.

potsie 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:16

if they're let in and its in plain sight they dont need a warrant

justmyluck1212 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:19

YDI trick. That was a stupid move, planting that shit

weeeeeener 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:21

ahh! that ******* suckks.

Ranoona 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:21

YDI. Having illegal plants? Seriously?

Truffle_Shuffle 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:21

Any self respecting cannibus grower has watering system. YDI

ericalew_xo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:26

Hahaha I second that.

unlucky_1_cew 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:38

Amen.

mezentius 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:23

Sucks, but yeah, you had it coming.

rmujerita 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:05

CHICAAAAGO!

Obwaban 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:24

YDI...what else is there to say?

diabetic_rage 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:26

why the **** do my comments keep getting deleted when there are CLEARLY more offensive ones than mine which said "haha you dumbass" Look at #4 for Christ's sake! **** the mods!