Neighbours, Drugs, Cops and Miscellaneous: Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I...

By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 00:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the garden of my new house when a neighbour came over and told me to clear off or she would call the owner to tell them they were being burgled. When I told her I was the owner, she said I was clearly unsuitable to be living on this street, and to stop lying before she called the police. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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mardigrasqueen 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:04

Between you and the genius who taunted the homeless guy, this website is reading like a who's who of human crap. YDI.

rxxk 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:04

YDI x ∞

Comments

brklnsugar 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:12

IDIOT!

Rydizzle 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:16

**** man. that sucks. I hope you have your Medical Card. O shit yer in Belgium? is weed legal there?

Wolff24 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:22

Oh shit! Don't ever have relatives water your illegal plants- more like a friend!

purelyperky 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:36

You fail simply for having no one else to water your illegal plants but your grandmother. Seriously, what the ****. There's a reason you have no friends, methinks.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:51

This FML is a copy of one posted in the french website. You either stole it, or are reposting the same FML twice. I don't have time to go check if the other one was posted by you too or if it's certain that you're stealing it, but when tried to access your profile, it says you're banned, sooo.....

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:55

The difference in reactions is funny too. In the french website, from which the OP either stole this FML or reposted the same twice, the majority of people posting were pro-marijuana and defending the owner of the plants, while here it's the opposite. XD *lol*

yowzerz 5

Friday 7 August 2009 1:19

Shame on you for making your granny assist you in your illegal ways.

cbe421 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:29

Dumbass

Arcterion 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:34

Oh, dat is behoorlijk klote voor je. :P

youretoopicky 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:39

Hopefully it was a lesson well learned. Even if your grandma DID do it for you, that is sad if she didnt report you. Most elders care about that and want the best for their family members. But seriously, weed is for complete losers. You are better than that.