By nep012 - 27/11/2014 07:12 - United States

Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML
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nep012 3

Can't believe I got published on my first submit!!! Made an account just to comment back haha. First of all, wow, thanks for all the support :) and no, there will be no second date! Also yes, I am a girl lol, and dragging him out wasn't really that hard.

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Top comments

Mauskau 35

He sounds like a complete loser. Who gets plastered on the first date?! You've dodged a bullet though.

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christina3466 17

I'm guessing no second date?

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Enslaved 36

Hey, your date was as long as that other FML's nap!

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briang959 47

Did you take advantage of him after you got him upstairs?

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kinky44 28

Are you a rapist? You sound like a rapist.

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SillyBeanie 8

At least you were nice enough to drag him to the door, not leave him on the curb.

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MrConcise 34

@17 - OP didn't want to insult the homeless with his drunk ass.

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captainsmegma 12

Everyone needs a few douche bag dates in their lives. YDI if you give him date #2.

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val_is_lame97 12

oh wow getting drunk on a first date is a no

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Lylliaah 15

So, everybody wants to know... will there be a second date??♡

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banshee88 18

I'm confused. Kick him out of your car and move on. Forget making sure he gets home okay

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IneededAName99 5

#25 Yeah, cause if a dude did that to a girl, that'd be perfectly acceptable, right?

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jbombdighetty 11

That's not the point. She was just being nice.

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amandathecreator 22

I love what you named this, drunk in love lol and good luck on your next first date ! You deserve a great one after this

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