By nep012 - 27/11/2014 07:12 - United States

Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML
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nep012 3

Can't believe I got published on my first submit!!! Made an account just to comment back haha. First of all, wow, thanks for all the support :) and no, there will be no second date! Also yes, I am a girl lol, and dragging him out wasn't really that hard.

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Top comments

Mauskau 35

He sounds like a complete loser. Who gets plastered on the first date?! You've dodged a bullet though.

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christina3466 17

I'm guessing no second date?

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ToxicTyrael 26

FYL. Guess there won't be a second date so it's his problem now. Chin up, you'll find someone more appropriate for you.

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King_paradox 22

The start of a lasting relationship be that.

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AMcM_fml 21

Maybe he drank so much under nervousness... Maybe give him another chance?

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Kittyphysics 21

either he was a complete douchebag, or he over-drank out of nervousness because he thinks youre a really great catch, as was the case with my wonderful boyfriend of 2 years. good luck op.

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nep012 3

Can't believe I got published on my first submit!!! Made an account just to comment back haha. First of all, wow, thanks for all the support :) and no, there will be no second date! Also yes, I am a girl lol, and dragging him out wasn't really that hard.

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RA91 26

lol, you're lucky to get published on your first try. A lot of people have tried dozens of times, lol.

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sonnyrosa 32

Well, you dodged a bullet there sweetheart! Even though he's a knob, it was very responsible and kind of you to drive him home. I hope your next date is more of a gentleman.

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acerredrum 23

Um, HOW would OP do that exactly? If they are old enough to buy alcohol, and paying for it themselves, OP gets zero say in how much they drink.

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Blestud 10

What plastered means? Sorry no native english speaker

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dramaelf 37

It means very drunk. Hammered. Wasted. Smashed. You get the point.

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