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By travelsickness - 10/08/2010 13:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By Socarates - 18/02/2011 21:07 - Ireland

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Holding - 24/08/2013 05:21 - United States - Staunton

Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Rodi - 11/07/2024 14:00 - Netherlands - Ugchelen

Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle. The next day we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 20:23 - Russian Federation

Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML

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By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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KayleeFrye 39

Wednesday 11 August 2010 2:13

There is one reason I bothered to read the comments on this post. I wanted to see how many people made dumbass comments about how you can't drive to England because it's on an island. Thank you for entertaining me with your cluelessness!

ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:15

That's horrible! You should have gotten one of those little pine-tree air fresheners and stuck in on your nose!

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califormula 0

Friday 1 October 2010 16:05

How do you drive from Poland to England? That would be like me driving to Hawaii from California.

Athga 0

Friday 12 November 2010 2:09

i'm gonna have to call bull on this. my geography's a little bit sketchy, but i do believe englands an island. you lie!!!

raphanne_fml 33

Monday 13 June 2011 19:57

Read previous comments or type Control T and "tunnel", because there is one under the Channel...

iamsamiam 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:32

who the f**k was driving??? Idk want those windows down if that was me!!!

tylr6024 0

Monday 2 May 2011 0:17

oh that makes sense. im assuming you just drove through the ocean?

michiganfan53 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:23

did you drive over the ocean?

greenpixi 10

Friday 27 May 2011 11:43

Co za asy!

perfect666 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 14:10

throw her out. problem solved.

DaMan25 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:34

Mom*

MyNameIsElf 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:27

Umm, I'm pretty sure like most English speaking countries spell it mum. America's just a little odd like how they miss the 'u' in words like colour and how they use 'z' instead of 's' in words like organise.

poppetpea 5

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:00

Its a cultural difference, mum in the UK. Try not to be so culturally inept.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Thursday 29 March 2012 4:55

For all you 'tards saying it's not possible to drive to England, I've done it twice. Once you reach the border you take a ferry, which carry cars.

Night777 4

Friday 31 August 2012 11:37

I wasn't aware that u could drive to England these days! I know what I'm doing, Euro Trip!!!!

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