Yikes!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 05:21 - United States

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Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML
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Chunchunchun 3

Need to chew your boyfriend out for that...

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andrysb24 5

I agree, regardless of whether the OP's boyfriend talks to this dad about that, it's very inappropriate and rude for him to say that. FYL OP.

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

overshare between him and his dad lol

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70candycane07 0

i agree with #1

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05559 1

Lol who told him that in the first place?

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jasonraces 0

wow, you shpuld said you heard he had erectile disfunction... maybee.... idk thats soooooo disturbing that he would say that, fyl

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rutoku 0

the dad was confident in his statement. she made it akward by thinking it was akward :P

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Bag3l 0

YDI for having sex in his living room.

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knightknight 0

one of my gfs in college, when I met her dad for the first time, he grilled me for over an hour on every detail about my dads death when I was sixteen. he thought the story was fascinating. what a dousche fyl for sure

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Peacemaker9 7

yea like that's not weird at all.....dads a stalker!!!!

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Viatus 0

Number 14, are YOU a screamer?

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Daerauko 0

lol yup she proved him wrong

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iTaylor 0

sounds like a porno.

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ugwmii 0

3-way? always a good idea. one he'll of a conversation. huh?

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wintamint101 7

i bet ur bf and his dad are realllllllyy close

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Skygee7395 0

shouldn't scream then

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kappaaa 12

like she can help it. He may be that good, it causes her to explode in enjoyment. Just because you haven't made anyone scream.

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FFML_314 11

I do. Don't judge me!

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FFML_314 11

Squirt is such an unpleasant word. *Shutters

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FFML_314 11

Alsjdfasdfsakslfja! *Shudders. I haven't slept.

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ccook85 0

61, there's nothing wrong with letting out a few drops when you laugh...if its a good laugh.

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Jaguars25 4

Comment disappeared... Anyway, does anyone remember those Whoopi Goldberg "Poise" ads? I just thought of those.

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Chunchunchun 3

Need to chew your boyfriend out for that...

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remy3106 10

I'm pretty sure by chew he means to yell

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NightSkyx 0

All this girl did was read a past fml and posted the comment then the comment everyone liked she took and used it -.- Fyl for not being original

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

84- I think they meant op but I'm not sure

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knibbsy 4

At least you know you have his approval! YDI for thinking it's a FML. You could defecate in their sink and the father would just brush it off like nothing.

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FFML_314 11

You responded by saying, "Want to find out?" right?

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eshhayz 0

dw #24 she's not worth it . I can smell er pungeont , rotten fish pussy from miles away ...

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FFML_314 11

Pungeont? Are you making up words?

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mend0120 0

hahaha ! funny conversation.

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lidemocr 0

gross! people can be so classless

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Graawr 7

Well did you say yes?

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lickmyjock 0

hahshahahahaha sounds like he wants to go for a test run and hear it for himself.

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babbycakes101 0

awk. that is is so awkward.

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