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By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

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By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Kendra_Nine - 16/01/2013 18:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML

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How not to raise 'em right

By cammy - 08/05/2021 05:59

Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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Observational comedy

By Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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fuckaduck1 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:43

Well, why not?

Jrook 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:33

lol "virgion"

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kally2010 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:14

love 108 lol so funny and true !!

mtc4ever 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:30

try having to explain to your younger sister who is 17 why it's not okay to steal underwear from your big sister. I'd rather her **** up her own vag than stealing my underwear and ruining it with her ****** juices and probably transfering something to me. unless I find the stolen underwear before she puts it back, then I know not to ever wear it again.

ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:58

not really an FML for you, but for her yes. - eww ;P " today, my sister had to tell me that one should not wear the same underwear for a week ... im 14 FML ""

sinkships 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:00

o_O

alleyx3 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:23

how would you know? unless it happens to you..

lex_waltz 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:28

#144, it's guerilla, not gorilla. "Gorilla" = primate. "Guerilla" = war tactic.

heyitsmeyay 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:35

that's just nasty!

beachgirl332 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:22

Number 132 you spelled "supiors" wrong. so f the british.

iplaymw2 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:52

wow thats like 5-6k to do the whole "dental process" in us

chikiitaaa 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:15

nasty

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