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By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

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By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Kendra_Nine - 16/01/2013 18:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML

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By cammy - 08/05/2021 05:59

Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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Observational comedy

By Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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fuckaduck1 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:43

Well, why not?

Jrook 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:33

lol "virgion"

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greendaygirl112 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 6:12

eww

piercebuddy 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 7:29

why?? I can go weeks with the same pair

DaisyPink 6

Saturday 1 May 2010 16:44

Now come explain that to my 17 year old son because apparently my husband and I telling him isn't convincing enough.

afallingstar 22

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:38

ew nasty

AKBO47 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:31

that's nasty

missyelle 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:44

haha nice;P well im a 14 yr old girl an i change my panties every day, but my 16 year old brother does not, as well as shower, wash his hands properly or brush his teeth, maybe just maybe once a week

joeyrocks 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:38

#46. girls get stinky yucky stuff in there underwear when there about 2 start there period. therefore u haven't had ur period. -destiny (joeys gf)

Keroppidemon 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 11:48

That's just foul. You need to change them at least every other day if not every.

beeffyboy 0

Friday 25 February 2011 21:31

i agree

jcdiva7 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:58

Okay that is just gross.

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